Atari teams up with some startup to pretend to make blockchain-based games

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
Animoca Brands will produce and publish blockchain-based versions of RollerCoaster Tycoon and Goon Squad worldwide (excluding China, Hong
Kong, Taiwan, and Macau); the new titles will feature the integration of non-fungible tokens (NFTs)
The term of the Agreement extends through to 31 March 2022. In honor of this exciting announcement I’d like to propose the following
blockchain-based products available for license to those hunting for a quick buck:Blockchain! The MusicalBlockchain CerealBlockchain Brand
KombuchaBlockchain Me, An Alien AdventureBlockchain WhiskeyBlockchain SodaBlockchain The MiniseriesBlockchain Lingerie – Shake His Merkle
TreeBlockchain Brand FirestartersBlockchain Pessaries For HerBlockchain French TicklersBlockchain Getaway CarsBlockchain Killer Apps
(rumored not to exist)Blockchain AirlinesBlockchain Margarita MixBlockchain Cowboy HatsBlockchain BurgersBlockchain Dance StudiosBlockchain
Pants