He heard you fine

INSUBCONTINENT EXCLUSIVE:
This pilot fish doesn&t have a traditional tech background
He was the photographer for his university department, and when the World Wide Web came along he volunteered to run the department in-house
web server
A few years after that, they&re running Filemaker databases online, and there some glitch that causes Filemaker to freeze.Fish research
leads him to think that a little knowledge of Unix would be helpful
So he heads to a discount bookstore, where he asks the guy behind the counter, &Do you have anything on Unix?& The clerk promptly replies,
&I don&t think so, but try the social science section.&Fish starts off in the direction the finger is pointing, pondering why books on Unix
books would be categorized as socialscience
And stops after just a few steps when it hits him: eunuchs, not Unix.